LIAM’S HOT TOO: A MASTERPOST
Do you think Liam is a puppy made of cupcakes and smiles and rainbows and ice cream clouds of wonderment? Well guess what you’re wrong he’s actually a sex machine.
among the reasons liam payne is the actual worst/best, the number one reason is that his sex appeal sneaks up on you. sometimes you’re just looking at his face and you’re in the adorable puppy zone right
but then you scan your eyes down his bod and you’re like OH THAT’S WHERE THE SEX IS HIDING I GOT IT so let’s just work our way down then, shall we?
tongue:
(if he can do that ^ that means his tongue is pretty long, right?)
right.
neck/adam’s apple/birthmark hnnngggg:
UGH THE ADAM’S APPLE FUUUUUCK
like how do you not want to lick that birthmark into oblivion
so what if i have this saved twice SO WHAT
ugh he just has a really great neck okay
torso aka fuck me:
also liam in sweats is really sexy to me? idk but:
who gave you the right
hhnnnnnnnnggggggggg
(^ bonus neck appreciation there, yep)
ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS
he is literally built for climbing??? and wall sex???????
not to mention the arms JESUS:
(^ also tongue. TONGUE. LOOK AT HIS FACE IN THE SECOND GIF. HE KNOWS HE’S TURNING YOU ON FUCK)
(^ bonus tommo tummy)
and he looks so good all dressed up
but then he also looks really good when he’s all disheveled and half-dressed
also okay this might just be me but when boys are cuddly and in sweatpants or warm clothes or something i think it’s sexy and liam is ALWAYS CUDDLY like ACTUALLY ALWAYS
just how could you not want to have a cuddly make out session with this
also he’s flirty and would be so much fun to flirt with because he’s just warm and encompassing and nice and lovely and he’s such a boyyyyyy
O K A Y
I MEAN AM I WRONG HERE
ugh so in conclusion liam can be hot too is all i’m saying SO EVERYONE CAN JUMP ON THE LIAM IS SEXY BANDWAGON WITH ME NOW BECAUSE IT’S LONELY AND COLD WITHOUT ALL OF YOU
