"Alex is the One Direction stan this fandom needs but not the one it deserves."
"ALEX YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL GENIUS AND QUEEN OF THE WORLD WITHOUT A DOUBT BUT YOU ARE AN EMOTIONAL TERRORIST"
"Alex/eternal damnation otp"
"I’M MAKING A SIGN THAT SAYS ‘I’M AN ASSHOLE OF ALMOST INESTIMABLE SIZE’ AND I’M MAILING IT TO YOU AND YOU’RE WEARING IT GODDAMMIT"
"Alex is a sad bedragged alley cat who emotionally blackmails you into letting her into your house and then eats all your food and throws up on your best shoes and sinks her claws in your hand and then still expects you to love her."